story: It was an arid Thursday evening. You entered the party with your $12 Fun Mystery Box and you were the coolest kid in school. Everyone marveled at the splendour of the cardboard craft adorned with the words "Mystery Box". Everyone became wistful. You then open the box just to see that the mystery inside all along was just the sweet embrace of death. As you return to the golden skies above, you say your final godbye.