There once was a man named Stanley.
Who people considered so manly.
But the truth most be told, he was not very old.
And was quite particularly gangly.
What Stanley liked most was buttons.
He pushed them like some kind of glutton.
He did it all day, in a meaningful way,
But his brain had long ceased to function.
Which is why he's in this parable.
And lives an existence quite terrible.
And if you are not strong, and keep playing along,
You too, will become unbearable.
Yes...
You too, will become unbearable.
