Kid in my science class, R, is messing with and writing on the notebook of C, who sits next to me, so I say to C (who's out of their chair and socializing with their friends), "Yo, C! R's vandalizing your notebook..." and R screams at the top of their lungs, "I'M NOT VANDALIZING THEIR NOTEBOOK! I'M PUTTING NAPKINS ON IT SO C CAN HAVE A G----MN DOUGHNUT!" Obviously, since this is a loud yell, the teacher hears...
