There's 2, There's 8, There's quite a lot.
So many that i forgot. They
all do work on Sodor isle. But
Topham forgot to put 'em on trial. You'd

Think they have no intellegence.
With their frequent accidents.
& Ignorance to ever learn is
driving Topham Mad.

THOMAS: He is VERY stout
JAMES: Is an egotistical brat
PERCY: Is now obsolete
GORDON: Makes the rails flat

EMILY: Should be scrapped by now
HENRY: Needs an inhaler
EDWARD: The only smart one here
TOBY: He is quadrulateral, that means hes rather cubic shaaaaaaaaaaped!!!

There's 2, There's 8, There's quite a lot.
So many that i forgot. They
all do work on Sodor isle. But
Topham forgot to put 'em on trial. You'd

Think they have no intellegence.
With their frequent accidents.
& Ignorance to ever learn is
driving the Fat Controller Mad.

THERE'S 3, THERE'S 8, THERE'S 72. THEIR
TINY BRAINS ARE FULL OF CRAP.
SIR TOPHAM HATT NEEDS THERAPY, HE GETS
P.T.S.D. WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE MAP, OF THE

PLACE WE CALL THE ISLAND OF SODOR. THE
ENGINES WHO RUN IT HAVE 2 BIT THOUGHTS. CAUSE..
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! LETS
LEAVE
THIS
PLACE
TO
RRRROOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!