Hello, I am the model of her Her Majesty, Victoria
Who, learning how you're vegetable, animal, and mineral,
Has sent me to convey to you the quotes of fights historical
As well as little gifts from Brits, in order categorical.

I think I'm very well acquainted with proposals for your Emperor
I understand equations that will put her in a temper, or
More happily, binomial theorem will keep her placid, or
At least 'til I am followed by the square of the hypotenuse!
(A treaty, port, and from the court, the square of the hypotenuse)
(A treaty, port, and from the court, the square of the hypotenuse)
(A treaty, port, and from the court, the square of the hypotenuse and more)