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Granted, but their cleverness has nothing to do with corrupting a wish.

I wish people were more clever when thinking of wishes.
Granted, now they're too difficult to corrupt and the game dies.

I wish I had top-quality 10 pizzas delivered to me right now, free of charge
Wish granted, but the pizza man dies. Also the world explodes


I wish I could fart febreeze
Wish granted, but you have to do it at a horizontal angle or else it doesn't come out right

I wish I had more hands
Wish granted, now everyone wants YOU as their handyman



I wish robot ailiens would take over the world
Granted but they dropped the human population in a volcano. Also they swallowed the sun whole and they're vaporization proof so now we don't even have a solar system. Also, they're home is 50 universes (10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 light years away) so it's gonna take a while.

I wish I had a super expensive computer with an amazing graphics card that can run anything for free. Free computer, not graphics card that runs things for free.
(06-28-2019, 02:52 PM)Bob99 Wrote: [ -> ]Granted but they dropped the human population in a volcano. Also they swallowed the sun whole and they're vaporization proof so now we don't even have a solar system. Also, they're home is 50 universes (10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 light years away) so it's gonna take a while.

I wish I had a super expensive computer with an amazing graphics card that can run anything for free. Free computer, not graphics card that runs things for free.
Granted, but the computer is so expensive that criminals will try their hardest to break into your house and steal it. 

I wish that I could remember things better.
Corrupt This:
I wish anime was real.
(06-28-2019, 07:46 PM)Doublecoin Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-28-2019, 02:52 PM)Bob99 Wrote: [ -> ]Granted but they dropped the human population in a volcano. Also they swallowed the sun whole and they're vaporization proof so now we don't even have a solar system. Also, they're home is 50 universes (10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 light years away) so it's gonna take a while.

I wish I had a super expensive computer with an amazing graphics card that can run anything for free. Free computer, not graphics card that runs things for free.
Granted, but the computer is so expensive that criminals will try their hardest to break into your house and steal it. 

I wish that I could remember things better.

Granted, but now you remember so much that you have nightmares about you worst experiences, all the time.
P.S there are people out there that can remember every single thing in their lives. I'm not making it up.
(07-18-2019, 12:54 PM)Apostrophe98 Wrote: [ -> ]Corrupt This:
I wish anime was real.

Wish granted, but it's sewage. It erupts from all the toilets. Now you're covered in 2-D sewage. Also, the toilets have had enough, so they stole your house and everything in it, except for you. Also the toilets stole the roads and cars. They stole your neighbors too. Now you live out in the field. Now would you rather life be %100 3-D?

I wish I knew how to cook every delicious thing in the world, had the ingredients and tools for it, and could make it.
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