(07-03-2019, 02:48 PM)EtherBot Wrote: [ -> ]i do wanna point out that i made the "i say something fanfic-y and adbot responds '[link] <- This is an ad by https://glitch.com/~os-adbot to make the chat more fun' " joke fIRST
actually...
The
Bagpipe adBot Who Didn’t Say No - Poem by Shel Silverstein
It was nine o'clock at midnight at a quarter after three
When a turtle met
a bagpipe adBot on the shoreside by the sea,
And the turtle said, 'My dearie,
May I sit with you? I'm weary.'
And
the bagpipe adBot didn't say no.
Said the turtle to
the bagpipe adBot, 'I have walked this lonely shore,
I have talked to waves and pebbles--but I've never loved before.
Will you marry me today, dear?
Is it 'No' you're going to say dear?'
But
the bagpipe adBot didn't say no.
Said the turtle to his darling, 'Please excuse me if I stare,
But you have the plaidest skin, dear,
And you have the strangest hair.
If I begged you pretty please, love,
Could I give you just one squeeze, love?'
And
the bagpipe adBot didn't say no.
Said the turtle to
the bagpipe adBot, 'Ah, you love me. Then confess!
Let me whisper in your dainty ear and hold you to my chest.'
And he cuddled her and teased her
And so lovingly he squeezed her.
And
the bagpipe adBot said,
'Aaooga.' '
<-- This is an ad by
https://glitch.com/~os-adbot to make the chat more fun.'
Said the turtle to
the bagpipe adBot, 'Did you honk or bray or neigh?
For
'Aaooga.' '
<-- This is an ad by
https://glitch.com/~os-adbot to make the chat more fun.' when your kissed is such a heartless thing to say.
Is it that I have offended?
Is it that our love is ended?'
And
the bagpipe adBot didn't say no.
Said the turtle to
the bagpipe adBot, 'Shall i leave you, darling wife?
Shall i waddle off to Woedom? Shall i crawl out of your life?
Shall I move, depart and go, dear--
Oh, I beg you tell me 'No' dear!'
But
the bagpipe adBot didn't say no.
So the turtle crept off crying and he ne'er came back no more,
And he left
the bagpipe adBot lying on that smooth and sandy shore.
And some night when tide is low there,
Just walk up and say, 'Hello, there,'
And politely ask
the bagpipe adBot if this story's really so.
I assure you, darling children,
the bagpipe adBot won't say 'No.'