Be a successful person in life
Will quit OS and become a legal bank robber.
Become a Mafia boss(?) IDK I might be insulting.
Successful media tycoon with innumerable skeletons in his closet that one day are revealed in a colossal tell-all by his 6th and 9th ex-wives who are trying to option their story for a Tiktok docudrama but his PR team (consisting of a smoking chimpanzee, sentient toaster, and the sock fungus in the corner of his room that achieved sentience), despite being paid solely in Funyuns, somehow manages to spin the public view in his favor until he is caught red-handed playing Newton's Cradle with an underage wallaby's ballsack.
They will be a burger maker.
