12-12-2025, 02:37 PM
(12-12-2025, 10:48 AM)KellyOsbourne Wrote: !! ATTENTION OSBOURNATIORS !!
Unfortunately, the flight Kelly Obsourne (Talented Songstress and singer of the hit single 'One Word') was on did not make it back to LA.
Apparently the flight was hijacked by an unknown assailant who is still at large. Kelly, rather heroically, tried to subdue the bushwacker but, due to her waif and slender physique, was unable to hold him down.
The flight was last seen entering French airspace.
We have contacted the assailant but, unfortunately, heard nothing but silence.
Silence tells me all I need to know.
Kelly will be back soon.
🥀✈️
#NeverForget 💔🕊️