Corrupt a Wish

[GCMECH]

Granted, but it gives you radiation poisoning.

I wish for the ability to transmute lead into gold.

[LucentTear]

Granted, but you can't write with pencils anymore.

I could really wish for some chocolate right now.

[Kirbyderp]

I could really wish for some chocolate right now.

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish that there was an extra weekend day.

[Doublepower]

granted, but only on leap days

i wish i slept deeper

[Crimson]

granted, but only on leap days

i wish i slept deeper

Granted, but you can only do it if you take two bottles of sleeping pills at once and will always wake up in the hospital.

I wish I had better grades.

[Sir_Guy]

I wish people liked metal more, as in the genre of music

The year is 20xx. Everyone loves metal, as in the genre of music, and any dissent is silenced by the new world order. Sir_Guy is the supreme chancellor of the facist state and rules with an iron fist. Children monitor their parents for anti-metal sentiments and report them to the authorities. Protestors against the metal genre are tear-gassed, fire-hosed, and raped violently before being k*lled. Everyone lives in fear.

Thats pretty metal

[Firebolt391d]

I wish that I could corrupt Sir Guys' wish ( you know, the one that he didn't post ;-; )

[Benjobanjo7]

Granted, but every unspoken wish you make also gets corrupted.

I wish I knew more music theory.

[Doublepower]

you gain too much knowledge about music theory that your head explodes.

i wish my compooter would rise from the dead

[woqu]

Granted, but you can only see the right half of the screen.

I wish I could make art without giving up halfway in.