Corrupt a Wish

[Bob99]

Corrupt This:
I wish anime was real.

Wish granted, but it's sewage. It erupts from all the toilets. Now you're covered in 2-D sewage. Also, the toilets have had enough, so they stole your house and everything in it, except for you. Also the toilets stole the roads and cars. They stole your neighbors too. Now you live out in the field. Now would you rather life be %100 3-D?

I wish I knew how to cook every delicious thing in the world, had the ingredients and tools for it, and could make it.