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		<title><![CDATA[Online Sequencer Forums - General Discussion]]></title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 15:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[South Park Rally Midi]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9938.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 19:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=264399">johnnyquasar</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[can anyone transcribe this music from south park rally called "March In The Big Gay Parade" <a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BcfeaSlYDQCQZ2w3niY0qWigdQ2IoqPE/view?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BcfeaSl...sp=sharing</a><br />
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Note: I don't Have Any Money]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[can anyone transcribe this music from south park rally called "March In The Big Gay Parade" <a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BcfeaSlYDQCQZ2w3niY0qWigdQ2IoqPE/view?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BcfeaSl...sp=sharing</a><br />
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Note: I don't Have Any Money]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Astroma.co Review: Is It the Best Astrology Site for Relationship Compatibility?]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9937.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=280787">marrymartinez</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone! I wanted to share my recent experience using Astroma.co for marital compatibility testing. After struggling to find a reliable platform that doesn’t just look at surface-level sun signs, a friend recommended this specific astrology site for its data-driven Vedic calculations.<br />
<br />
I used their flagship tool to run a comprehensive <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><a href="https://astroma.co/matchmaking" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">kundali milan by date of birth</a></span> for my partner and me. The platform automatically generates a deeply accurate Ashtakoota score by analyzing exact birth coordinates down to the minute. What makes Astroma.co stand out is its ability to break down complex planetary afflictions like Manglik Dosha and provide actionable, real-world remedies to minimize emotional friction. It acts as an expert diagnostic guide for your relationship. If you want to eliminate uncertainty about your future marital harmony, I highly recommend checking out their precise computational tools. Let me know if you try it!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey everyone! I wanted to share my recent experience using Astroma.co for marital compatibility testing. After struggling to find a reliable platform that doesn’t just look at surface-level sun signs, a friend recommended this specific astrology site for its data-driven Vedic calculations.<br />
<br />
I used their flagship tool to run a comprehensive <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><a href="https://astroma.co/matchmaking" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">kundali milan by date of birth</a></span> for my partner and me. The platform automatically generates a deeply accurate Ashtakoota score by analyzing exact birth coordinates down to the minute. What makes Astroma.co stand out is its ability to break down complex planetary afflictions like Manglik Dosha and provide actionable, real-world remedies to minimize emotional friction. It acts as an expert diagnostic guide for your relationship. If you want to eliminate uncertainty about your future marital harmony, I highly recommend checking out their precise computational tools. Let me know if you try it!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Best methods for mapping complex UI layouts to Web-MIDI arrays?]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9928.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 11:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=279122">TyroneCarroll</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, I am currently debugging an experimental JavaScript tool that triggers real-time web-MIDI playback, and I'm trying to figure out how much CPU overhead the browser's audio thread handles when secondary network tasks are running concurrently. To simulate a realistic multitasking environment, I’ve been running stress tests where the sequencer plays a heavy multi-channel track while the background script fetches assets from standard, non-musical web platforms. For my North American asset-loading tests, I'm just using the layout and image structures of this nonprofit community arts platform as a neutral endpoint to measure background packet loads: <a href="https://childrensprisonart.org/" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">https://childrensprisonart.org/</a>. It's helpful for tracking whether concurrent network requests cause any buffer underruns or micro-stutters during synthesis. For those who compose massive sequences directly in browser-based engines, do you notice any audio crackling when keeping multiple standard media tabs open in the background, or do you always use a separate browser profile to keep the audio thread completely isolated from general web traffic?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey guys, I am currently debugging an experimental JavaScript tool that triggers real-time web-MIDI playback, and I'm trying to figure out how much CPU overhead the browser's audio thread handles when secondary network tasks are running concurrently. To simulate a realistic multitasking environment, I’ve been running stress tests where the sequencer plays a heavy multi-channel track while the background script fetches assets from standard, non-musical web platforms. For my North American asset-loading tests, I'm just using the layout and image structures of this nonprofit community arts platform as a neutral endpoint to measure background packet loads: <a href="https://childrensprisonart.org/" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">https://childrensprisonart.org/</a>. It's helpful for tracking whether concurrent network requests cause any buffer underruns or micro-stutters during synthesis. For those who compose massive sequences directly in browser-based engines, do you notice any audio crackling when keeping multiple standard media tabs open in the background, or do you always use a separate browser profile to keep the audio thread completely isolated from general web traffic?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[clenching rn]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9914.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 13:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=261281">Andrewd78</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[anyway to stop clenching when i make a banger song?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[anyway to stop clenching when i make a banger song?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[7-Eleven]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9913.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=255418">MiashaX</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[What happens when you go to 7-Eleven on July 11th at 7:11 AM or 7:11 PM, and you buy 7 items for &#36;7.11?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[What happens when you go to 7-Eleven on July 11th at 7:11 AM or 7:11 PM, and you buy 7 items for &#36;7.11?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[insane toys midi south park 64]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9911.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 22:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=264399">johnnyquasar</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[does/can anyone have/make a midi of insane toys from south park 64. (Unfortunately, I don't have any money at all (yes I am for real) since I am very broke) <br />
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Link: <a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w7HDUWz_iKgTof8orpIvC13SGyZ-I_7B/view?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w7HDUWz...sp=sharing</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[does/can anyone have/make a midi of insane toys from south park 64. (Unfortunately, I don't have any money at all (yes I am for real) since I am very broke) <br />
<br />
Link: <a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w7HDUWz_iKgTof8orpIvC13SGyZ-I_7B/view?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow" class="mycode_url">https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w7HDUWz...sp=sharing</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[I dont know]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9910.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 20:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=156063">Subtonic</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">hi </div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">hi </div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[joke on CWC]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9908.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 19:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=260758">luocoke</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[chad wild clay wiki more like <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">CWCki</span></span></span><br /><!-- start: postbit_attachments_attachment -->
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[chad wild clay wiki more like <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">CWCki</span></span></span><br /><!-- start: postbit_attachments_attachment -->
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			<title><![CDATA[hachimi (I'm so sorry)]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9901.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 20:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=176860">Kiyoshi_Seraphim1991</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hachimi hachimi hachimi<br />
Hachimi wo nameru to<br />
Ashiga ashiga ashiga<br />
Hayakunaru<br />
<br />
Hachimi hachimi hachimi<br />
Hachimi wo nameru to<br />
<br />
Hachimi hachimi hachimi<br />
Hachimi wo nameru to]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hachimi hachimi hachimi<br />
Hachimi wo nameru to<br />
Ashiga ashiga ashiga<br />
Hayakunaru<br />
<br />
Hachimi hachimi hachimi<br />
Hachimi wo nameru to<br />
<br />
Hachimi hachimi hachimi<br />
Hachimi wo nameru to]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Images]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9892.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=95289">Lastie</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Post images here if other methods don’t work]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Post images here if other methods don’t work]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[where u guys got the pfps]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9885.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 17:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=265220">REJENDO</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[About "Rebuilding Alledia"]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9878.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 17:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=269814">SylviaTheSylveon</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hey guys! Just talking about my fic, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Rebuilding Alledia</span>, and a couple of things about it.<br />
<br />
One: I'm thinking about starting a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Google Docs/Discord RP</span> for it, should I get access back to either of those.<br />
Two: I'd greatly appreciate any and all OST suggestions for it. If you all want to see specific ideas, let me know.<br />
Three: If anyone wants <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">exclusive access</span> (fancy!) to a behind-the-scenes look at the fic as it's written, let me know.<br />
<br />
So far, the cast is in production, and there's a song out for the OST (search up "Ballad of the Stonekeeper" in the Sequences tab, and choose the one with 660 notes). If anyone wants regular progress updates, say so in the comments.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey guys! Just talking about my fic, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Rebuilding Alledia</span>, and a couple of things about it.<br />
<br />
One: I'm thinking about starting a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Google Docs/Discord RP</span> for it, should I get access back to either of those.<br />
Two: I'd greatly appreciate any and all OST suggestions for it. If you all want to see specific ideas, let me know.<br />
Three: If anyone wants <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">exclusive access</span> (fancy!) to a behind-the-scenes look at the fic as it's written, let me know.<br />
<br />
So far, the cast is in production, and there's a song out for the OST (search up "Ballad of the Stonekeeper" in the Sequences tab, and choose the one with 660 notes). If anyone wants regular progress updates, say so in the comments.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[File called untitled(Pjsk joke)]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9875.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 15:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=265220">REJENDO</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Charter of the Online Sequencer Sweat Club]]></title>
			<link>https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/thread-9874.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 15:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://onlinesequencer.net/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=12278">Ale_K</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[THE ONLINE SEQUENCER SWEAT CLUB<br />
<br />
"No Rest, Only Sweat"<br />
<br />
Preamble<br />
We, the Online Sequencer elite, horizontally-scrolling, shortcut-mashing, console-commanding gods of the piano roll, do hereby establish this club for those who dream in MIDI.<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
Article I: Membership Requirements<br />
<br />
Clause 1: Temporal Devotion<br />
The applicant must be actively producing within the OS environment at the time of membership OR possess a verifiable history of activity. "I took a week off to sleep" is grounds for immediate probation.<br />
<br />
Clause 2: DAW Fidelity<br />
Online Sequencer must be the applicant's primary Digital Audio Workstation. If the applicant's skills on another DAW (FL Studio, Ableton, Logic, Bandlab, etc.) exceed their OS skills, they are not a Sweat. They are merely a Normal Sweat (derogatory). Normies may spectate but not vote.<br />
<br />
Clause 3: Shortcut Mastery<br />
The applicant must know the majority of OS shortcuts including the niche ones. Failure to know Ctrl+Shift+Alt+something obscure for "nudge note by one beat" will result in a public staredown.<br />
<br />
Clause 4: Console Familiarity<br />
The applicant must have some familiarity with console commands. "Some" means you have at least once typed a command and nodded like you understood what happened. If you fear the console, you are soft.<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
Article II: Characteristics of a Sweat (Observable Traits)<br />
<br />
Clause 1: Glazing Protocol<br />
Non-sweats will glaze you. They will praise your tracks effusively even when you ask for brutal criticism. The only useful negative feedback you will ever receive shall come from fellow Sweats. It will be delivered in a cold, clinical tone with zero emojis.<br />
<br />
Clause 2: Theft as Research<br />
Stealing another user's instrument settings, chord progressions, melodies, or marker settings is not morally wrong. It is called "academic research." Cite nothing. Apologize for nothing. Just say "inspired by" and move on.<br />
<br />
Clause 3: Low-PC Derision<br />
Sweats harbor a deep theatrical hatred for low-powered PCs. If your machine cannot handle 20 instruments at once without stuttering, you are soft. "Sorry my laptop lagged" is a confession of weakness.<br />
<br />
Clause 4: Auditory Supremacy<br />
A Sweat can instantly recognize any distortion algorithm or synthesized instrument upon first listen. Upon hearing a sound, the Sweat shall declare something like "That is a square wave with ripple reverb and zircon distortion" and be correct.<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
Article III: Enforcement &amp; Humiliation<br />
<br />
Violation of any clause results in temporary demotion to Casual.<br />
<br />
Repeated offenses will brand you with the title of Normie Sweat and you will no longer be a member of the elites. You may still produce music, but you will do so knowing you have been judged.<br />
<br />
Ratification<br />
This charter is sealed with a single over-distorted clap sample with audible clipping.<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
Welcome to the Sweat Club.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[THE ONLINE SEQUENCER SWEAT CLUB<br />
<br />
"No Rest, Only Sweat"<br />
<br />
Preamble<br />
We, the Online Sequencer elite, horizontally-scrolling, shortcut-mashing, console-commanding gods of the piano roll, do hereby establish this club for those who dream in MIDI.<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
Article I: Membership Requirements<br />
<br />
Clause 1: Temporal Devotion<br />
The applicant must be actively producing within the OS environment at the time of membership OR possess a verifiable history of activity. "I took a week off to sleep" is grounds for immediate probation.<br />
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Clause 2: DAW Fidelity<br />
Online Sequencer must be the applicant's primary Digital Audio Workstation. If the applicant's skills on another DAW (FL Studio, Ableton, Logic, Bandlab, etc.) exceed their OS skills, they are not a Sweat. They are merely a Normal Sweat (derogatory). Normies may spectate but not vote.<br />
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Clause 3: Shortcut Mastery<br />
The applicant must know the majority of OS shortcuts including the niche ones. Failure to know Ctrl+Shift+Alt+something obscure for "nudge note by one beat" will result in a public staredown.<br />
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Clause 4: Console Familiarity<br />
The applicant must have some familiarity with console commands. "Some" means you have at least once typed a command and nodded like you understood what happened. If you fear the console, you are soft.<br />
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Article II: Characteristics of a Sweat (Observable Traits)<br />
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Clause 1: Glazing Protocol<br />
Non-sweats will glaze you. They will praise your tracks effusively even when you ask for brutal criticism. The only useful negative feedback you will ever receive shall come from fellow Sweats. It will be delivered in a cold, clinical tone with zero emojis.<br />
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Clause 2: Theft as Research<br />
Stealing another user's instrument settings, chord progressions, melodies, or marker settings is not morally wrong. It is called "academic research." Cite nothing. Apologize for nothing. Just say "inspired by" and move on.<br />
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Clause 3: Low-PC Derision<br />
Sweats harbor a deep theatrical hatred for low-powered PCs. If your machine cannot handle 20 instruments at once without stuttering, you are soft. "Sorry my laptop lagged" is a confession of weakness.<br />
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Clause 4: Auditory Supremacy<br />
A Sweat can instantly recognize any distortion algorithm or synthesized instrument upon first listen. Upon hearing a sound, the Sweat shall declare something like "That is a square wave with ripple reverb and zircon distortion" and be correct.<br />
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Article III: Enforcement &amp; Humiliation<br />
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Violation of any clause results in temporary demotion to Casual.<br />
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Repeated offenses will brand you with the title of Normie Sweat and you will no longer be a member of the elites. You may still produce music, but you will do so knowing you have been judged.<br />
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Ratification<br />
This charter is sealed with a single over-distorted clap sample with audible clipping.<br />
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