05-04-2020, 09:12 AM
You are Dave, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large black dragon sitting on his throne. He looks down at you as if he expects you to attack him right now.
"I am the Dragonlord," he says. "And I will not be defeated."
> You lick the dragon.
The dragon doesn't seem to notice you licking his face. He just continues to stare at you with those cold eyes.
"What do you want?" he asks.
> You continue licking the dragon.
He's still staring at you like that, so you continue to lick his face. It feels good! The dragon lets out a low growl and begins to rise off of his throne.
"Come here!"
> You lean in for a lick then stab the dragon with your dagger.
You lean in close to the dragon and begin to lather your tongue all over his face. You pull back quickly when you feel a sharp pain shoot through your arm.
> You check what caused the pain.
You look down and find that your arm is bleeding profusely. You don't know why it's doing this, but you're sure something has happened to it.
> You look at the dragon and cry.
You look at the dragon and start crying. You can't believe that you've done such a thing. The dragon stares at you silently.
> You say "You jerk! I hope you feel awful for what pain you have cause me on such this day. I am telling your mother about this."
The dragon falls back and cry’s screaming, “Not mommy!”. But it was too late. You had her number ready to be dialed. You push the button and wait for the phone to pick up.
> You say "Hello? Is this Mrs dragon?"
A voice answers.
"Yes, yes it is! How can I help you?”
> You say "Your son has stabbed me in the arm and i've called to tell you how bad he has been"
The voice laughs, before turning into an awful scream. Suddenly from afar you can see a gigantic dragon heading for you and the dragon Lord. He begins crying uncontrollably and you do the same in fear for your life.
> You say "WE GOTTA HIDE"
With one last cry the dragon dashes towards you and the dragon lord. You both hug each other and say goodbye. Mrs dragon collides with you both and causes a nuclear explosion. You both die almost instantly.
Life Lesson: Don't be a snitch.
The end.
"I am the Dragonlord," he says. "And I will not be defeated."
> You lick the dragon.
The dragon doesn't seem to notice you licking his face. He just continues to stare at you with those cold eyes.
"What do you want?" he asks.
> You continue licking the dragon.
He's still staring at you like that, so you continue to lick his face. It feels good! The dragon lets out a low growl and begins to rise off of his throne.
"Come here!"
> You lean in for a lick then stab the dragon with your dagger.
You lean in close to the dragon and begin to lather your tongue all over his face. You pull back quickly when you feel a sharp pain shoot through your arm.
> You check what caused the pain.
You look down and find that your arm is bleeding profusely. You don't know why it's doing this, but you're sure something has happened to it.
> You look at the dragon and cry.
You look at the dragon and start crying. You can't believe that you've done such a thing. The dragon stares at you silently.
> You say "You jerk! I hope you feel awful for what pain you have cause me on such this day. I am telling your mother about this."
The dragon falls back and cry’s screaming, “Not mommy!”. But it was too late. You had her number ready to be dialed. You push the button and wait for the phone to pick up.
> You say "Hello? Is this Mrs dragon?"
A voice answers.
"Yes, yes it is! How can I help you?”
> You say "Your son has stabbed me in the arm and i've called to tell you how bad he has been"
The voice laughs, before turning into an awful scream. Suddenly from afar you can see a gigantic dragon heading for you and the dragon Lord. He begins crying uncontrollably and you do the same in fear for your life.
> You say "WE GOTTA HIDE"
With one last cry the dragon dashes towards you and the dragon lord. You both hug each other and say goodbye. Mrs dragon collides with you both and causes a nuclear explosion. You both die almost instantly.
Life Lesson: Don't be a snitch.
The end.
