[Forum Games] Florida Man News Challenge

[tbyunomi]

The goal of this challenge is to create any type of Florida man news, it could be wacky, funny, or maybe even normal!

For example:
Florida man befriends alligator

Now your turn!

[JackLooksPale]

I am florida man

[FracFrac]

Florida man rides rocket powered scooter and swerves into a flock of geese

[FracFrac]

Florida man thinks about his past while riding a dead bull

[LuminousKR]

Florida man arrested for having anal sex with a fire hydrant whilst playing loud metal music

[eepic]

300 pound Florida man jumps out a 20 story building and lands on a pedestrian, leaving them both dead

[tbyunomi]

Florida man arrested in federal peniterary for going to jail by drawing monkey on wall at school when nap time began but teacher gave lunch

[FracFrac]

Florida man burns his house down by attempting to make meth out of the LSD he took prior.

[LuminousKR]

Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse

[eepic]

I am florida man

same