Fat Cheese Man's tutorial on how to build the perfect sandwich

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1. get the bag of bread from the pantry


2. Open the bag of bread


3. Get 2 slices of bread from the bag


4. Go to the refrigerator, open the fridge door and get the ham, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, and mustard


5. Put the ham, cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise, tomato, ham, and mustard, on the island, or table


6. Get a spoon, or knife to spread the mayonnaise


7. Get a plate from where you keep your plates


8. Place the slices you got from the bag on the plate


9. Place your knife in the jar of mayonnaise


10. Scoop a giant glob of mayonnaise from the jar


11. Spread the mayonnaise on one of the slices of bread


12. Place the knife next to the plate


13. Place a few pieces of cheese on the mayonnaise


14. Squirt some mustard on the cheese


15. Place a few pieces of ham on the mustard that is on the cheese


16. Squirt more mustard on the ham


17. Slice the tomato, and place a few tomato slices on the ham covered in mustard


18. Place a few leaves of lettuce on the tomato


19. Get the other piece of bread


20. Get the knife you placed next to the plate


21. Get some mayonnaise on that knife and spread it on the other piece of bread


22. Put that piece of bread on top of the lettuce


23. Now you have yourself a perfectly good sandwich to enjoy for lunch

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Truly a masterpiece

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This is the perfect sandwich

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Sauce?

[Diabeto]

Sauce?

Add gallons of cheese wiz, or a full bottle of ranch sauce to the sandwich, ranch sauce goes well on most sandwiches

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Too difficult