Autospy Report of Dave and Bambi [16 Apt, 2023 2:19 PM ET]

[peepsinsane]

Tristan, son of Dave.

[DaviousDingle]

Dave, father of Tristan.

[DaviousDingle]

i still cant get over the fact that dave and bambi are dead

[MoonlightTheStupidTouhouFan]

dave and bambi are not dead, they faked their death

[Geekgazer]

Autopsy Report: Dave and Bambi

Time of Death: 10 April 2023, 4:42 PM ET
Location: 1007 S 18th St, Philadelphia, PA 19146

Time of Examination: 16 April 2023, 2:19 PM ET
Location: 400 N Broad St, Philadelphia, PA (215) 685-7458

Introduction:

This autopsy report pertains to the individuals known as Dave and Bambi, who were involved in a tragic incident occurring during a dance battle event known as Friday Night Funkin' (FNF) during the evening of 10 April 2023. The examination aims to determine the cause of death and any underlying factors that may have contributed to their demise. The findings of this report are based on a thorough examination and analysis of the bodies obtained from the crime scene.

Examination:

Dave (Subject 1):
- Identification: Male, approximately 20 years old.
- Height: 5 feet 10 inches.
- Weight: 160 pounds.
- General Appearance: The decedent appeared to be a healthy individual with no noticeable physical abnormalities or prior injuries.
- External Examination: Multiple injuries were observed on the body, primarily concentrated on the head, neck, and chest areas. The most significant injuries were severe contusions and abrasions on the forehead and temples, indicative of a blunt force impact, potentially from a physical altercation.

Bambi (Subject 2):
- Identification: Female, approximately 18 years old.
- Height: 5 feet 6 inches.
- Weight: 120 pounds.
- General Appearance: The decedent appeared to be in overall good health. No apparent physical deformities or prior injuries were evident.
- External Examination: Similar to Dave, Bambi exhibited multiple injuries on her body, including several contusions and abrasions on her upper torso and head regions. Notably, her facial area displayed indications of a struggle, particularly around the mouth and nose.

Internal Examination:

Dave:
- Cranial Cavity: Following the removal of the scalp, no significant intracranial injuries were detected. There were no signs of skull fractures, hemorrhages, or any other internal brain trauma.
- Thoracic Cavity: During the examination of the chest, the presence of multiple fractured ribs was confirmed. The fractures were observed bilaterally and indicated considerable force was exerted upon Dave. No additional internal injuries affecting vital organs were found.
- Abdominal Cavity: The abdominal cavity revealed no signs of internal injuries, intestinal bleeding, or abnormalities within the abdominal organs.
- Pelvic Cavity: The examination of the pelvic region did not reveal any noticeable injuries or abnormalities.

Bambi:
- Cranial Cavity: The autopsy findings indicate severe head trauma, including skull fractures. The extent of these fractures displayed a high level of force applied to Bambi’s head, leading to intracranial hemorrhaging and brain edema.
- Thoracic Cavity: Multiple rib fractures on both sides of the chest, similar to those identified in Dave’s examination, were found. These fractures were attributed to substantial blunt force impact.
- Abdominal Cavity: No internal abdominal injuries or abnormalities were detected during the examination.
- Pelvic Cavity: No significant findings were noted within the pelvic region.

Toxicology:

Further analysis is deemed necessary to determine if any toxic substances were present in the bloodstream of both decedents. These results will provide additional insight into any potential influence on their physical capabilities during dance battles or altercations.

Cause of Death:

Based on the autopsy findings, the cause of death for both Dave and Bambi can be attributed to severe head trauma and subsequent complications resulting from blunt force impacts. The precise circumstances that led to the physical altercation are unknown, potentially related to a dispute during the FNF dance battle event or external factors beyond the crime scene.

Conclusion:

In conclusion, the autopsy report on Dave and Bambi reveals that both individuals suffered fatal injuries consistent with an intense physical altercation. Severe head trauma and rib fractures were the main causes of death for both subjects. The investigation should now focus on identifying the events leading up to the fatal encounter, providing a comprehensive understanding of the circumstances surrounding their untimely demise.

Damn Trapbeat you didn't tell me you could write a autospy report so well, this is nice

[DaviousDingle]

dave and bambi are dead stfu

[MoonlightTheStupidTouhouFan]

they're not dead be quiet

[DaviousDingle]

dave and bambi are dead its okay

[DaviousDingle]

*****?! *crys*

[MoonlightTheStupidTouhouFan]

wdym "IT'S OKAY"? since you keep saying they're dead!