Hey there! We're the Male Bros' Trio, a trio dedicated to spread humor, fun, and best of all, faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. We are three very unique male members with our own unique flaws, origin stories, and quirks. Meet Andrew (Andy, Andrew Zhu, or Andrew William Zhu), once a sinner for eighteen years straight ever since he was born on September 21, 2006, now turned into a person who is trying to progressively be a good Christian, accepting Jesus as his personal Lord and Savior everyday, ultimately wanting salvation. His personality is very hard to definitively assess, for he is multifaceted, but he is more remorseful of his sins and clearly very committed to show that he cares about Jesus. Meet Mel (Man, Mel Grimson, or Mel Henry Grimson) (he/him/his), the delusional, ill-tempered, dragon-loving, dragon-obsessed, spontaneous, frenetic, humorous, cool-headed, mocking atheist. All he does is just lazily stays on the couch and plays Super Mario 64. Ironically, he doesn't try to beat the game, for he resets the game all the time and restarts. He is like a YouTube video infinitely looping as he's doing the same thing basically. He can be very friendly when you least expect it, however. As for me, hey there, I'm Lloyd (Bro, Lloyd Chan, or Lloyd Yuan Chan)! I'm essentially the true leader of the Male Bros' Trio. I am a helpful, blunt, observant, comforting, reassuring, comedic, assertive individual who has interests geared towards helping Andrew with his faith, maybe stopping Mel from messing around all the time, and reading my copy of the Holy Bible. However, I permanently lost my Holy Bible after Mel threw it in the Belgian Pool, a scorching hot spring in the Upper Geyser Basin of Yellowstone National Park. Andrew called the Park Ranger over and she said it was gone for good, much to my extreme displeasure. However, as bad as this was, I gave up reading the Bible and changed my role from being a Bible reader to a genuine helper who strives to help people with their faith in Jesus. I have severe anger problems but I am significantly smarter than Andrew and Mel combined, for they are lacking in sheer intelligence and creative thinking. I don't want to be rude or brag here, but this is the truth. They're pretty much brain-dead overall. Thanks for listening to our speech and God bless.