Chairs are Not Meat. Why? Because Chairs are Not Meat, and since Chairs are Not Meat, they do not contain meat. Disagree? Chairs are Devoid of Meat because they are not meat. Still no? If chairs had meat, then they would be flies and flies are bad. When the flies come they see your chair and take it. If chairs contained meat then the flies would take the chairs and there would be chairs everywhere and they would also be in the sky because of the flies. If you swat the flies then the flies will confiscate your fly swatter and toss it in the trash and lock the trash. Still disagree? Chairs are Not Meat. If the chairs are meat then the flies would smell the scent because Your House Would Reek of Chairs and the flies would enter your house and take the chairs. If you sit on the chair, your trousers would smell like meat and the flies would go through your dresser and take all of your trousers. After the flies take all your chairs, you have no more chairs so you would have to sit on the floor. The Pentagon has chairs so the flies would smell the meat and confiscate the chairs so the military also has to sit on the floor. What about the Giant Chair? It’s gone. The flies smelled the meat dust from a distance and confiscated it. The flies have evolved so they can smell seats. If you thought that the flies take chairs and not seats, then you are false. The flies take chairs and seats because they contain meat. Car seats? You can’t have them. Can the flies take a seat? Yes. Can you stop them? No. This is now global. Ghoul can’t sit down. Now you’ve done it. Ghoul invited the flies to a meeting but the flies confiscated Ghoul’s Fancy Office Chair so Ghoul had a plan. Ghoul sat on the Table. The flies panicked. Ghoul announced that all chairs are to be replaced by Table. Guess what Ghoul? Tables are Meat👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤™️