Have you ever wanted to honour Filbus but don't know how? Don't worry, it's simple! All you need to do to start is to eat a chair; it doesn't matter what type or method! Cut it up into little chair pieces? That's fine! Devouring it whole? That's fine! You can also season the chair using seasonings of choice! Salt is fine! Pepper is fine! Sawdust is fine! ANYTHING IS FINE! Remember, to honour Filbus, start by eating a chair, and you will be enlightened by Filbism. All hail Filbus!