Demonic Noob described me like this once:

"He is sweet and passionate, and always polite, putting others before himself. But if you are a jerk/bully to someone, he will not hesitate to "put you in your place." He is a nerd and loves to read books, especially fantasy books. He's single and will most likely say yes."

I don't know how much I said in the VC, and how much he figured out on his own. Got to hand it to him, he is very observant.