We make grills and cooking equipment and we also sell cook books and stuff

I'm using this in the next advertisement I make for my home cooking company

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captures the coporate soulnessless of an advertisement perfectly

I'm really liking this one. Great job. Makes me happy hearing it.

ah, it is ad cover? No wonder then, it HAS to lack any variety

very nice. still suffering some lack of variety (because of extensive copy paste?). No matter, i am lazy myself :P

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