Rudolph is a rat at age 57.
Hes ancient by rat standards so why's he not in heaven?
Over there is Terry. Hes a bit of a swine
He watches TV constantly, other than that he dines.
(Chord Riff)
Its lucky they are livin' since they do not rely
on Doctors but when they watch TV, time appears to fly.
The healthcare in their country is rather obsolete.
The cost is so expensive you might well be deceased.
The televisions constant and the dog looks like a bun, and when theirs something nasty going on they like to watch the fun.
Also
Their retinas loose structure every television hour and
It Penetrates their brains and gives them alzheimer's
