this is a punk song from the perspective of a guy who's trying to sleep when their partner came home drunk and bangs someone else in the same bed they're trying to sleep in and the partner + random dude are both so wasted that they don't notice the main character as they're packing up their things and leaving
It represents my life in the sense that it doesn't whatsoever and I completely made it up for a mixture of a song with a seemingly serious tone and story involving a comedic method of cheating (pina colada style)