If anyone has any good jokes post them
(12-22-2022, 08:22 PM)xFrost Wrote: [ -> ]knock knock
who's there?
i just farted. laugh.
please laugh.
I hate that game with honey in the title. What was it called again? Somebody remind me - or DON'T!
The joke is that most silly threads on this forum end up going off-topic or full of immature and random replies - even this one, which is meant to have randomness and immaturity, has ended up without any jokes at all.
No, there is no punchline.
That is the funniest thing i've seen all day
(*Translated from Russian*)
A Russian, a German and an American come to the king to get married to the princess. The King says to them:
— Here's a dog and a bag of crackers for you. Who will teach the dog more in a month, I will give the princess for that.
A month later they come back to the king. A skinny German and a fat dog come forward. The King asks him:
— Well, what did you teach the dog?
The German says:
— Sit, lie down.
An American and his dog come out, the King asks:
— What did you teach the dog?
The American says:
— Sit, lie, aport, nearby.
A fat Russian and a skinny dog come out. The King asks him:
— And what did you teach?
The Russian turns to the dog and says:
— Rex, voice!
— Give me a cracker, eh?
shu t up urghhhh your so annoying urgghh
