Jokes

[Italianostylez]

If anyone has any good jokes post them

[xFrost]

knock knock

[Italianostylez]

knock knock

who's there?

[DaviousDingle]

i just farted. laugh.

please laugh.

[MoonlightDoesThings]

I hate that game with honey in the title. What was it called again? Somebody remind me - or DON'T!

[DaviousDingle]

i dont get it.

[Order]

The joke is that most silly threads on this forum end up going off-topic or full of immature and random replies - even this one, which is meant to have randomness and immaturity, has ended up without any jokes at all.
No, there is no punchline.

[DaviousDingle]

That is the funniest thing i've seen all day

[themusicboy]

(*Translated from Russian*)
A Russian, a German and an American come to the king to get married to the princess. The King says to them:
— Here's a dog and a bag of crackers for you. Who will teach the dog more in a month, I will give the princess for that.
A month later they come back to the king. A skinny German and a fat dog come forward. The King asks him:
— Well, what did you teach the dog?
The German says:
— Sit, lie down.
An American and his dog come out, the King asks:
— What did you teach the dog?
The American says:
— Sit, lie, aport, nearby.
A fat Russian and a skinny dog come out. The King asks him:
— And what did you teach?
The Russian turns to the dog and says:
— Rex, voice!
— Give me a cracker, eh?

[DaviousDingle]

shu t up urghhhh your so annoying urgghh