Your name is what will save you from something

[ryozer]

Basically, whatever your username is, will save you from what the next person comments.

eg: if your name is "giantbird" and the next commenter says "tsunami" a giant bird will save you from a tsunami.

It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to be funny.

[charamelle]

Yes! YES!

[ryozer]

this is going to be one of the most cursed things i ever say, but, your depressed self 7 years into the future

[AGuyWhoLivesInAHouse]

Woah mate a person will save me from something

[tbyunomi]

Either a trap will save me
Or I will get more beat

[JOwen3 (the sequel)]

Either a trap will save me
Or I will get more beat

man eating slug

[Guns]

heh. guns

[M0]

death will save me. also, a SHARKNADO for guns lol

[Shockwave]

Okay shockwave

[the bruh]

Basically, whatever your username is, will save you from what the next person comments.

eg: if your name is "giantbird" and the next commenter says "tsunami" a giant bird will save you from a tsunami.

It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to be funny.

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