Karsus Introduction

[Karsus]

Hello.  My name is Karsus.  I'm 18 years old.  My house is in the mid-west section of America, where all the cows are, and I am not married. I act as a student for the local Catholic School system, and I get home every day by 10 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 12 PM, and make sure I get five hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up screaming and in pain in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Also I DM for a table of Dungeons and Dragons.

[pseudoname]

wha

[48Johnson]

no get off this site

[Jimbo]

man that's a terrible introduction, why do people even write these? like, if anyone cared then they'd ask

[Marysamat ♪]

I can't tell if this is real. I like going to bed by 6:03 pm so I can get my good sleep ee

[Bacon_Lover12345]

[/url][url=https://sites.google.com/view/bobismad/home#h.x23aginegjlg]bruh you fall asleep at noon

[Firebolt391d]

I really am not sure how to respond to this. Idk if I should feel sad for you or...?
Welcome to OS... I guess?

;-; Sounds like backstory for some really strange fictional character, maybe someone out of a Roald Dahl story.