Fat Cheese Man's tutorials on how to destroy the planet

[FCM]

1. Write a letter to Russia 

2. Shoot down a Chinese spy balloon

3. Derail a train full of vinyl chloride

4. Steal every nuclear weapon from every army in the world and explode all of them at once 

5. Drill to the core of the earth and blow it up

6. Start a war

7. Poop so much that the earth overflows and everyone drowns from getting suffocated by poop.

8. Stab Vladimir Putin

9. Run for president against Vladimir Putin

10. Eat 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 megatons of cheese and explode, destroying the entire universe

[Crumthecrumb]

All of them work, I made a simulation of this IRL

[Benvisions]

Definitely didn't work at all. All of you are lying and against mods actions.

[Crumthecrumb]

Damn you Benvisions! You foiled my plans again!

[Benvisions]

It's FCM's plans.

[Crumthecrumb]

Ah yeah that too

[tbyunomi]

Benvisions I reported you to the FBI for tampering with evidence

[Crumthecrumb]

Same e