My name is Lloyd Chan. You may have assumed right out of the blue that I am just some cool, hipster dude who believes in Jesus and desires to spread the word of God, but, no. I am the one who raped Snow White's butt and the one who held Mel Grimson hostage! And I have contingency plans, and I don't care if you idiots try to stop me. I will rape Snow White's butt for more than 60 minutes! Her butthole! Snow White's butthole! HAHA!