Hey! We're the Male Bros' Trio, a trio that is only meant for us three male bros who are here today so we can be recognized and be known for our iconic and distinct personality traits and quirks.

Andrew Zhu (Andy, Andrew, or Andrew William Zhu): It's hard to describe who he is exactly, but we know him as the introverted, sinful, profane, simple, picky, intrepid, cool-headed, easily angered male bro!

Mel Grimson (Man, Mel, or Mel Henry Grimson) (he/him/his): He's a very frenetic, chaotic, ill-tempered, delusional, dragon-loving, dragon-obsessed, pepperoni pizza slice-loving dragon and pizza enthusiast. He almost gotten arrested six times after being escorted by security, due to causing mayhem and chaos at the same exact Domino's pizza place, asking for very absurd orders like mayo, mustard, anchovies, ketchup, gummy bears, and relish on a large cheese pizza!

Lloyd Chan (Bro, Lloyd, or Lloyd Yuan Chan): This is me. I'm the one who's typing this ***** because these two idiots don't know how to anything in life. I am a very profane, easily enraged, observant, grounded, mentally stable, intelligent individual who manages the entire Male Bros' Trio because of obvious reasons. The other two are *****ty *****s who have committed stupid crimes and stupid actions throughout their entire life. I doubt God even loves them. Teh!