opponents for round 1:

tsukareta expunged - an entity on the verge of losing his marbles
manbi phase 3.5 - dangerously sharp objects
ampersand - a human... rainbow? what?
hellbreaker - derpy but destructive.
SOLAR guy - and his pet planets.
wireframe bandu - insanity
green conbi Y - our first volume warning

ROUND 2

[hypertone entities detected. it is important to rest your ears.]
AZTRICAL - human hydra
INVALID DATA PHASE 4 - N/A
MULTICORN (ultraphone phase) - glitch master
MILO - little-known in our world
THEBI - destroyer of planets
ICHOR - vampire-ish?
GALACTIC - space guy
GALACTIC + INVALID
HEXHIVE - THE HIVE MIND

[it is wise to turn back at this point. you may never be heard from again.]

final opponent:

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