You get a superpower, but the user below you gets to pick side effects.

[eepic]

but every song you make would be megalovan ia

[XCIX_Music]

granted, but your sleep paralysis demon wakes you back up every minute or so

i wish to be able to delete accounts at will

That's a good one.

[Viku]

The ability to insert megaIovania into any song and make it sound amazing

[Syntax]

granted, but literally everyone on os is going to hate you with a raging passion for it.

i wish for knowing what the ???? a ????????? is.

[a]

granted, but if you find out, your existence gets terminated.

i wish to be a better writer.

[Syntax]

granted, but if you find out, your existence gets terminated.

i wish to be a better writer.

jesus christ a little overkill dont ya think

[ZRL006]

but you can only choose when you change size, not how

i wish to be able to shapeshift into anything at will

[Risviltsov]

Granted, but everything you shapeshift into is without skin or an outer protective shell.

I wish to become actually attractive; 260 lbs doesn't do well for that.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, although because you are attractive now, you are now also skin and bones, and also, no one falls in love with you any more.

I wish to be able to travel back in time and save my child and adolescent self from the abusive family I was born into and raised by.

[Risviltsov]

Granted, however the rest of your life is dedicated to helping other children who have to face such a sh!t situation

I want to be able to fly and sh!t diarrhoea at the same time as if I were a bird.