Lopyt's Bed....

[Marysamat]

Hello... 

I think you all know why I have made this thread...

We all know a certain fellow...

A fellow...

... Named Lopyt...


Lopyt was an odd man. He could sing, dance, write music that was so sexy that even the god gifted him with a pair of sexy elbows! 
However...
... Lopyt had on thing missing. Beds... He wanted a bed. Lopyts bed was made out of jars that don't contain themselves but contain themselves. He got a new bed... He used it... for... terrible... th- th- things. Lopyt used his bed to practice elbow pole dancing. He used his bed to practice first kisses. Lopyt is trapped in a state of pole dancing and practice kissing. We need to get him out of it. I need your help. Lopyt is down the road of being a pole dancing practice bed wetter kisser. I need your help.

We must save lopyt.

[TekNik]

what the *****

[Ben]

what the *****

[real makesmusic lol]

what the *****

[pseudoname]

a true literary masterpiece

[Lopyt]

A wild and ridiculous accusation that came from the drunken mind of a poor child. How dare you try to slander me!