Forum Games: Cursed Fairy Tale Openings

[971nari]

basically take a fairy tale and change the opening line.

fairy tale examples:
Sleeping Beauty
Hansel and Gretel
The Ugly Duckling
Jack and The Beanstalk

i'll start.

Little Red Riding Hood:
'It was dark inside the wolf."

now it's your turn!

[Marysamat]

It was dark and lonely in my heart

[971nari]

It was dark and lonely in my heart

gotta specify the fairy tale

[MeeM]

Sleeping Beauty

"Ah ***** she's dead"

[Ben]

baba yaga

oh ***** she has her pestle

[Lopyt]

Once upon a time there was a super hot gorl called Snow White. She likes to sleep with dwarves though and that makes a person so angry that they poisoned an apple and made her eat it. Then she almost died (notclickbait) (gone wrong)!!!1!1!!1!. Then some creep finds her body and starts making out with her in the forest,when she wakes up and is totally into him for some reason. Weirdos

[Lopyt]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall~ owo
The wall blushes

[Benvisions]

Jack

"Oh, so that's good"