[Forum Games] Florida Man News Challenge

[KarambitFlix]

florida man arrested for Grafitti, victims claim "he shat down our gat daum chimeny!!!"
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...ve&ssui=on

[Benvisions]

Reminds me of:
Breaking news: A Floridian jailed for 1 month after jaywalking.

[tbyunomi]

damn fr

[ryozer]

Florida Man found dead after drinking oil then lighting himself on fire

[charamelle]

Florida Man kicks seven year old child, breaking 3 ribs.

[ryozer]

Florida man states that he did not rob a bank of all it was worth, 37 witness reports say otherwise