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[Lopyt]

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THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES

I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM
THE FEAR IS SETTING IN
I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN
EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS
I UNZIP MY PANTS
AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY

THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED
THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL
IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL

I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF

*****

THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT
BUT IT MY CASE IM BARELY AFLOAT
IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS.
NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS

SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC
BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT
IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE
EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE
IT’ SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON

I'LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS
I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK
HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST
I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT

TEENY WEENIE
I HAVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST COCK
TEENY WEENIE
SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS

[FinkleNut]

Send bad lyrics here, I'll start:

THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES

I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM
THE FEAR IS SETTING IN
I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN
EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS
I UNZIP MY PANTS
AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY

THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED
THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL
IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL

I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF

*****

THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT
BUT IT MY CASE IM BARELY AFLOAT
IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS.
NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS

SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC
BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT
IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE
EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE
IT’ SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON

I'LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS
I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK
HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST
I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT

TEENY WEENIE
I HAVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST COCK
TEENY WEENIE
SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS

 
"*****, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
Bornana." - Emin∃m

[Gép Pityu]

My pal's name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal's name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don't live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you
I've looked here, I've looked there
I've looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can't I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won't you answer me?

Foot Foot, oh, Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don't have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn't like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You're behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you're here
Won't you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

The Shaggs were so ahead of their time, they broke the universe's timeline, and ended up going back in time...

[Crumb]

what the hell