The Adventures Of Poop Skywalker

[Gép Pityu]

- Let us remember that all American citizens are brothers of a common country, and should dwell together in the bonds of fraternal feeling.
Abe shouted to the Farsi outlaw, while eating a spoonfull o' poop.
Iran Solo wouldn't go down without a fight, especially to a US president. At least it isn't the australian president, who shat himself at Macca's. He stared, menacingly, then replyed in a theatening tone:
- خفه شو وگرنه خواهی فهمید که داشتن "ذهن باز" یعنی
-The one victory we can ever call complete will be that one which proclaims that there is not one slave or one drunkard on the face of God’s green earth...
As Abe was winding down his monolouge, he suddenly spots a bearded figure in the corner of his eyes. Upon turning his humungous head - which was shaped like a deformed poop after it got completely decimated by a Barrett M82A1 - in the direction of that mysterious man, he realises it's no other than...
- CHUCK NORRIS - Proclaims the Taekwondo Blackbelt, actor, and demigod. Abe, upon seeing Chuck, was perplexed. He - however - showed no fear, as he was an excelent wrestler back in his youth, and could swallow poop like no one else. Heightwise he stood at a breathtaking 6'4" (I didn't know people piled sh1t that high), and even though Chuck was 5'8", the bearded martial artist was still taller than the 16th US president somehow.

[Markiplier]

what the ***** is this

[Calicer]

jfk shahj

[Diabeto]

But I didn’t want to read the Bible mommy, I wanted to make music

[tbyunomi]

Storm Pooper

[Diabeto]

It’s Star Wars

[Diabeto]

Kim Jong Un, the master of food, the ruler of the galaxy, and most of all… the manipulator of nuclear bombs and nuclear weapons

[player999666]

Rick and Morty with Mr. beast and Andrew Tate
“This is the new episode of Rick and Morty! This week, we travel back in time to the days when the Earth was still safe from alien invasion. We'll learn what caused it all: a renegade mad scientist, his twisted grandson, and an intergalactic tyrant bent on destroying the stock market with the money that he got from hundreds of millions of subscribers. It's the first-ever episode of Rick and Morty in season 7. Come along with us as we go on adventures across the universe."
The episode starts with a shot of Andrew Tate sitting in an old-fashioned doctor's office waiting room. He has a bandage around his head and is holding a large, black book. A woman walks into the waiting area wearing glasses and carrying a clipboard. She sits down next to him and looks at his book. "That book looks like-" Andrew Tate immediately writes that woman's name down in his book and the woman dies. The camera zooms out to reveal that she is actually a ghost, who died because of her curiosity. "You're not supposed to talk about that," says the doctor standing behind the desk. Andrew nods and leaves the office.
In the hallway outside the doctor's office, Andrew sees Rick Sanchez, dressed in a white lab coat and hat, walking towards him. "Hello, Andrew!" says Rick. "I'm so glad you came today. "

[Diabeto]

Rick and Morty with Mr. beast and Andrew Tate
“This is the new episode of Rick and Morty! This week, we travel back in time to the days when the Earth was still safe from alien invasion. We'll learn what caused it all: a renegade mad scientist, his twisted grandson, and an intergalactic tyrant bent on destroying the stock market with the money that he got from hundreds of millions of subscribers. It's the first-ever episode of Rick and Morty in season 7. Come along with us as we go on adventures across the universe."
The episode starts with a shot of Andrew Tate sitting in an old-fashioned doctor's office waiting room. He has a bandage around his head and is holding a large, black book. A woman walks into the waiting area wearing glasses and carrying a clipboard. She sits down next to him and looks at his book. "That book looks like-" Andrew Tate immediately writes that woman's name down in his book and the woman dies. The camera zooms out to reveal that she is actually a ghost, who died because of her curiosity. "You're not supposed to talk about that," says the doctor standing behind the desk. Andrew nods and leaves the office.
In the hallway outside the doctor's office, Andrew sees Rick Sanchez, dressed in a white lab coat and hat, walking towards him. "Hello, Andrew!" says Rick. "I'm so glad you came today. "

that has nothing to do with the story

[Benvisions]

why this?