Fortunately, Unfortunately

[spira.]

Rules:

Create a story, with each sentence alternating between starting with fortunately or unfortunately.

Example:

Fortunately, you found a treasure map.

Unfortunately, it was written in a language I could not understand.

Fortunately, there was a dark wizard that could translate it.

Unfortunately, he was evil and killed you.

Have fun!

[spira.]

I'll Start:

Fortunately, there was a guy named Jacob Morgan.

[GeorgeBurdellSR]

unfortunately, you got nuked with an atom bomb point blank in the back of the head.

[FCM]

unfortunately I peed your pants

[Crumthecrumb]

Already fumbled

[LarryTTaylor]

The band is quite interesting, with many good ideas. Thank you so much!

[spira.]

Holy crap i do not remember making this thread

[Devin-Music]

Holy crap i do not remember making this thread

ur being banned for 1000 days for forgetting about your own thread.

[SylviaTheSylveon]

starting this over


Fortunately, you won the lottery!

[Devin-Music]

starting this over


Fortunately, you won the lottery!

Unfortunately, ur banned for 10 billion days as u are using a forgotten thread.