You get a superpower, but the user below you gets to pick side effects.

[eepic]

lopyt: but every time u use the super power you lose 1 year of ur life

[〖Narividad Farrar〗]

Superpower to never get side effects from anything

You never use it.

[Firebolt391d]

I want to be able to have the ability to "NOCLIP" through space; not just fly, but also clip through walls, buildings, objects, ground, trees, etc.

[Lopyt]

You get stuck in the wall sometimes


I want the superpower of crazy good irish highland dancing

[ShotGun64]

but you die immediately after using your powers

i want to be god of the universe

[Lopyt]

Your mind is strained too much having to think of the entire universe all at once

I want the superpower to live a great long life free of suffering, pain, disease and instant or slow death, within the life have wealth beyond measure and many friends and lots of sex

[Liam]

Unfortunately, your infinite money breaks the global economy, and everyone else starves to death.


My power is git commands, but for the timeline.

[Firebolt391d]

You end up accidentally killing your grandfather before you were born, and thus killing yourself, creating a paradox, and inevitably breaking all of spacetime, causing the entire universe to collapse and everyone dies.

I want to be able to make a sandwich. And not just any sandwich. A BLT type of sandwich. And I can just make them appear anywhere at will.

[Lopyt]

All the sandwiches are poisonous and nobody wants any of your sandwiches


I want a cannon that comes out of my butt cheeks and shoots durians at will

[Liam]

The cannon has some wicked recoil.


I want the power to write 100% bug free code.