but your pp shrinks half of it's size each time
i wish to die
Granted but you are reincarnated as a mudskipper.
I wish to have photosynthesis.
granted but if you are not in contact with DIRECT sunlight, you die.
i wish to make people happy
You can make people happy, but every time you see someone smile, 2000 mosquitoes are born in your area.
I want to live healthily forever.
but every time you would have caught a sickness, someone tries to murder you
i wish for OS to have more instruments
but every instrument is recorded very poorly
I desire world peace despite all of the differences in the world
Granted, but every time a peace treaty is signed, an advanced alien civilization tries to colonize Earth as a prison planet for aliens guilty of war crimes.
I wish for the power to lucid dream at will when I'm asleep.
granted, but your sleep paralysis demon wakes you back up every minute or so
i wish to be able to delete accounts at will
but when you delete an account, your account gets deleted too..
I wish I could have infinite wishes
granted, but every wish goes to charity.
i wish to be able to make amazing songs
